Best exam answers? - from the internet (tho one is my own XP)
Hope it makes u feel better about what answers u may have or are about to write:
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.G. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q.. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (...Julius Caeser)
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Q. What does the AF stand for in AFB? and why is it called acid fast?
A. *thinking: acid fast - but its medical, must make it latin somehow* ... Acido Fasto
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