A Fireproof Life

Living a FIREPROOF life for the everlasting, almighty GOD of the UNIVERSE


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erm...bak to skool, even if this blog is like one week late. Ho hum. School life is kinda boring but at least we only have 3 weeks till....EXAMS!!! arghhh, cannot think about it! Anyways found this on the net and its funny>>>

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WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

ha ha this one's happen to me sooo many times. realli annoying when those stupid thingys just want to stay attached to the carpet, arghhh. And yes, i have actually given string chances before...but now i opt for doing the floor bits in my house (although larger in area) and give the little bro the carpeted area!! hehe

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

lol, the 5 second rule: where if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds it is still safe to eat. Jeez, no hygiene!!

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

gud one... cept i'll probably be holding the popcorn or chips XD. they shud put like a double armrest, lol...weird idea

FRUST (frust) n.
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

lol, this is by far the best. awesum. Ya, its kinda true... but if it happens to me, there is no rug to sweep under... and being me, i have to pick it up, cuz u get that feeling where u've dun so much sweeping then there's this one little BIT!!! actually i might actually go to the trouble of getting the vacuum cleaner (clumsy things) and suck it up HAHAHA ROFL. Now i want those hand vacuum cleaners that can get recharged....haha memories of movie day.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

this used to be true...years ago when they didn't have those screw on caps for the milk cartons. as well as that, i always spend ages trying to open sumthing and then later u find those dotted lines indicating the 'right' way to open

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

ha ha. classic. shud i point out that some people (i.e. me) can't pick up the phone when its ringing, like i have to wait for the end of the ring before i pick up.
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ahhhh, this took longer than i thought...need to go back to study....u know the subconscious thingy in ur brain that nags you....don't we all have one!!!

Rach>> laterz

p.s. Canon Rock ROCKS!!!

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