Best exam answers? - from the internet (tho one is my own XP)
Hope it makes u feel better about what answers u may have or are about to write:
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.G. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q.. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (...Julius Caeser)
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Q. What does the AF stand for in AFB? and why is it called acid fast?
A. *thinking: acid fast - but its medical, must make it latin somehow* ... Acido Fasto
=]
Woman 1: "What is that little trash can on the screen?"
Woman 2: "My son says that is call the 'recycle bin'. He tells me when I don't want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there."
Woman 1: "Why in the recycle thingy? Can't you just erase it?"
Woman 2: "Oh no, Word wouldn't work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages."
Woman 1: "Why?"
Woman 2: "Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That's why it's called the recycle bin."
hehe - so cute which reminds me... how to cut a watermelon (bendigo style!)...
NB: and of course...no wastage =P
despite melbourne home being loud, noisy and not the best place for exam study... still would rather be here anyday...
sometimes to do what is right, requires sacrifice.
sometimes to do what is needed, requires sacrifice.
And so that time as arrived again - exam cramming time. And, as usual i tend to divert to blogging as a form of procrastination.
Here's an interesting case (seeing as i am revising medicine atm):
Possible differential diagnoses? for....
operation knox city
_location// knox city
_time// 1920hrs
_location// knox city
_time// 1920hrs
_arms// camera, pen, $$
_commander// Allen
_special forces// Jess, Charmian, Tom, Rach
_commander// Allen
_special forces// Jess, Charmian, Tom, Rach
_tactics// 2:3 split then re-group
_defense// Allen's "coach" status
_casualties// none
_fallout// 3rd place
_fallout// 3rd place
_debrief// nudle - knoz ozone
_1st wave// Paris Hilton sunnies group shot
"Five greatest warriors" - Matthew Reilly
Next installment in the Jack West Jr series
Out 20th Oct, 2009
Can't wait
Out 20th Oct, 2009
Can't wait
started watching how i met your mother (himym) beginning of last year. its currently in its 5th season. is it the new friends?
LOL. this is hilarious: its so hard to comprehend ur eyes and what u hear =P
-thanks dad
Mum's bday was 2 week ago (ate korean bbq) but i just came across this pic again. Its 팥빙수 ("patbingsu"), a typical dessert in south korea - similar to ice kachang in malaysia, cept i think this one is a tad more elaborate. There are many variations of the dish. I think this particular one had shaven ice, ice cream, assorted berries, cornflakes, some sort of red bean (pat - 팥), strawberries, pineapple, condensed milk, rice cake and jelly! I must say, it does beat the atypical ice kachang, mostly cuz of the fruits and ice cream =P
some korean restaurant at holmesglen =]
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